I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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