I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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