I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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