Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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