so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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