Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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