Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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