I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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