Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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