the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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