Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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