If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Randomize
