i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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