we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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