I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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