i don't plan on having that self control this summer
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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