Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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