Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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