I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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