roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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