I could have mohawked her pubes.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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