fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
bring money and cleavage
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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