So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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