4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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