YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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