That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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