your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I party with great urgency now.
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