It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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