I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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