She's JV to your varsity
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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