If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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