Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
