So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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