Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
he thought i was a dude.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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