just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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