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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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