Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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