he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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