doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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