ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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