Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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