So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
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Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
When did we convert life to cartoon?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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