People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
