Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I supernannyed him into submission
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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