Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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