when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Randomize
