If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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