If i come over, it means nothing
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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