Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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