Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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