i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
only if we run a train.
done.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
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