Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Randomize
